Dude, Sean, towel down, the sweat has seeped into your brains.  Pizza crusts are merely a barely edible napkin.  A way to keep your fingers clean(ish) while eating the real parts of pizza.

Why don’t they just sell chicken skins and lobster shells?

I’m with you.  I think he saw Lucroy do that shuffle to his left and try to go inside and away from where Lucroy’s momentum was taking him and then realized last minute that Lucroy didn’t move as far as he expected and tried to protect himself and just failed miserably at it.

No joke, if I had a poop tornado destroy my house, I would have to move

Tired enough to sleep through bumps and noise of landing and breaking, the noise and commotion of people getting off the plane, cleaning the plane, towing it to the hanger/off to the side and turning everything off.

I know and thats the problem. They aren’t collaborating enough. The Taco Bell division tried, it looks like the KFC division just mailed it in. Its not like the doritos locos taco is a regular taco with some doritos layered on top of the sour cream. 

I’d like to congratulate stealing Taco Bell’s idea of combing our love of fast food and unhealthy snacks and failing hard.

FTYF

What fucking terrible parent offers their kid ranch dressing with nuggets?

You get calls?

Yeah, came here from that and was disappointed.  I wanted an emulsified chicken and waffle stuffed in a casing and grilled.  Not sure how adding topping to a sausage = Will it hot dog

It has to do with your insistence that this is an asshole play when it was a garden variety play that just happen to occur in a section of the court where fans are literally sitting a foot away from the court. If this happened on the baseline where no fans sit instead of the sideline, all you would hear is praise for…

You are out of your element, UK

I think everyone discussing the variety of sausages is missing the point. Bacon should be compared to breakfast sausage only.

Champagne my friend. Champagne

I want to punch every person that goes to the bathroom before we are airborne. You got on the damn plane 5 minutes earlier, there is no freaking way you need to go again. Unless you were too damn busy blocking the boarding gate for 25 minutes even though you were boarding zone 7

That is completely wrong. Although Katz’s is primarily a counter service place, all the tables along the wall are waitress service only. So if you want to be pendantic, you should try to at least be accurate.  

There are still free-standing Pizza Huts? I thought they went the way of the Dodo and the only thing left was Pizza Hut Expresses in highway rest stops and shitty airport food courts

Why do that when they have a minor league system that costs them nothing

Why is Rob telling his wife when he has to shit? Just disappear to the good bathroom for 20 minutes like a normal person.