Always boggles my mind how close the evangelical right is to the Taliban in their way of thinking

Dude, the ball wasn’t even that close to his head. It hit his wrist which was below shoulder level and wasn’t even that far off the plate.

Oh no, not one of those. The ones that think bar karaoke is Lincoln Center. Going up on stage a dozen times a night singing esoteric songs and closing your eyes while you hit all your octaves

Michael:

caprese quesadilla

Hopefully you shower during this two to three day period? I couldn’t imagine taking a shower and putting on the same t shirt again, let alone underwear.  You are a sick bastard.

Agreed. Worst sandwich, terrible meat on a Subway sandwich I get. Best sandwich relating to a Subway sandwich defies logic. At its best, Subway is a “eh, it’ll do”

Easier to place two layers of TP on the surface of the water to act as a firefighter life net and quietly catch everyone jumping out of the building that is your butt.

any list that doesn’t start with Whatamacallit is incomplete.  Not only the most underrated candy bar but quite possibly one of the best 

“This literally the best way to eat freshly toasted bagels. So many crisp edges!”

Can Pope Thrower even make it out of the first round?

Nah, man.  Technology.  Just take out a laser pointer than looks like a yellow flag.  Or fire off a cannon

I think letting a replay booth official call penalties would be a better idea.

Adding breadcrumbs to sausage is a horrible idea. Yes, sausage is already seasoned but the texture is all wrong for a meatball.

funny timing.  Just last night I was at a restaurant and ordered ham hock rillettes.  They were awesome

He’s also on the West Coast on a team with no identity and not much success. They made the playoffs once and I don’t think they were even in the mix for a spot in any other year.  I get the money is obscene but losing has to wear on you and do the Angels have anything in the pipeline to think that may change any time…

I always found it crazy that a guy that just spent five minutes warming up in the bullpen needs to throw 10 pitches from the mound to warm up.

Back in my high school days, I worked at The Gap. One of my co-workers who had worked there for years, she must’ve been mid-20s at the time, maybe older, and was well trusted was arrested for stealing. When she worked the register, she would literally pick up merchandise from the store and “return” it and refund the…

Any bubble team that loses to a #150 is not a bubble team