Besides kneeling during the anthem, what exactly does a QB have to do to not get another job? Peterman has proven that he is incapable of being even a mediocre QB.

I on;y have to dry my face once, instead of twice.

Huh? You completely missed it. The issue is he blatantly traveled, taking 3 steps too many, yet the refs totally missed or ignored it

Before this comment, I thought I was all out of faith... lying naked on the floor

I found the Houston fan!  I’m not sure their legs even touched let alone Harden taking “a hard knee.”

There is a big difference between session beers that are specifically made to have a lower alcohol content and having to make a special iteration of an existing product to comply with some arcane law in the 34th most populous US state.

He was only at Maryland for like 2 years. He was a top flight defensive coordinator before that. Since Saban can do whatever he wants and none of the SEC lackeys in the local or even national media will question or criticize him, he is free to hire these formerly highly regarded pieces of shit for crappy roles that…

I’m gagging just thinking about Banana Creme Frosted Flakes. Whether its cereal or yogurt, has any attempt at making a random product taste like a complicated, dessert like flavor like banana creme, key lime, etc. ever been anything other abysmal? I assume people are buying them otherwise they would stop making them,…

Sponsored by Bill Cosby?

Patently false.  My mom told me I was super funny and witty.  

Where are the witty responses?  I am disappoint

No, that doesn’t work. You have to reply back, explain who you are and what department you work in and let the original sender know they sent it to the wrong person.

The study indicated a 109 alcohol events in 24 movies for a mean of 4.5 alcohol events per movie.

Four drinks per movie? Didn’t realize I had that much in common with James Bond

The mirror punched back this time?

Total deserving of the Hall of Above Average for a long time but not Hall of Fame. Was he ever considered a top-10 or even top-20 player during ANY of his 22 years as a profession, let alone multiple seasons?

1) you need guanciale to make a proper all’amatriciana. Different flavors/spices, different texture, different amount of rendered fat, etc. from pancetta and subbing it out will change the flavor of the dish

This is ridiculous. Because Georgia only lost to Bama by 7 they should go in? Its also conveniently not mentioned that they were just a 12 point underdog to Bama not two days ago.  

They can’t lover the value of the full ride scholarship for athletes because its equal to the cost of attending the university.  You expect NW to cut tuition in half for thousands of students so they can get a few dozen football players?

I’m with you on the coaches challenges.  It makes no sense that if even if you are right and the call is overturned, you don’t necessarily get another challenge.  It would make more sense to have two challenges, but if the call is overturned, you get the challenge back.  So basically you have to be wrong twice, or…