Just be warned that if you smoke at a low temp, the skin usually turns out crappy and leathery and isn’t worth eating.

Vicious, but i’ll allow

In n out is really nothing special (but probably the best true fast food type burger) but if you put Five Guys above it, you need to recalibrate your tastes in burgers

Skip the bowl and that mashed potato nonsense.  Reheat your stuffing in a waffle iron, top with turkey and gravy.  Boom

That’s a hell of a point. Where does one even buy a rubber band?  Is that a CVS/Walgreens item or do you have to go to Staples?

Lots of stadiums re-sod the field in the middle of the season. Is there any reason that can’t do that in Mexico?

I go four cuts, about an inch each at 12, 3, 6, 9.  And its Taylor Ham

Its the Mets. They don’t have anyone better in that farm system to give at bats to. Tebow is a below average minor leaguer despite being 10 years older than most of them but then again the Mets are a below average major league team, so why not try to get their AAA team some coverage?

If you have to toast a bagel in the first place, you have a shitty bagel. If you are double toasting a bagel you might as well not even eat a bagel.

how did she exclude fromunda cheese?

Yeah, but even if they played fantastic, they still only get half a point because it was the Dolphins and Brock F’in Osweiller

Growing up, one of my friend’s dad was a dentist, so he always handed out toothbrushes. It was fun heading to his house on the morning of November 1st to see his front lawn covered with dozens of toothbrushes

If you want candy, you are an adult. Go buy some.Steal that shit after they go to sleep.

Three Musketeers is like the dollar store brand white bread of the candy bar world. It is not good, it is not bad, it just sort of generic, bland, blah.

Yes, the Giants O-line is as bad as they see but Eli is responsible for at least half the sacks he has taken. A guy lying on the ground touches his ankle, he goes down. Standing there for 10 seconds and refusing to throw the ball to a WR or even throwing it away, that is Eli’s fault. When you refuse to throw the ball…

But Jags couldn’t take a QB with a top 5 pick for the 2nd time in four years after taking Bortles with a top 5 pick.

Mounds + whoppers? WTF were you thinking. Taking two of the worst candies and combining them is just unspeakable. Why not just throw in some Necco wafers and black licorice while you are at it?

Take a hot dog out of a bun and it is still a hot dog

Hey - its BIG MAD!.  You are right, I was flippant.  I mean the list of luminary NBA players that went to Syracuse is huge... you have... Carmelo Anthony and his one year at ‘cuse and.... Derrick Coleman 25 years ago?

Thats not fair.  He has spent 42 years spending most of his practice time teaching players how to perfect a defense that is illegal in the NBA.  Putting players first.