They really screwed up the opportunity to add a hash brown to the breakfast sandwich.   A sausage mcmuffin with egg and hashbrown would be a killer hangover cure

The decision does not appear to be about what is provable. Based on what has been reported, the Bengals were within their rights to ask if he was going to continue to protest and not sign him if his answer was not to their liking. Individually, an owner can choose not to sign someone for any reason.  What they can’t…

Just when you thought he couldn’t make himself look any worse, he goes ahead and completely REDEEMS himself and proves he is the biggest shithead.  And I got news for this piece of shit.  He ruined his grandfathers legacy by being an awful coach and an even worse humanbeing

Agreed.  For the life of me, I can’t figure out why people at my work wait for a stall if they happen to be all taken at the moment.  I work for a huge company that has at least 30 floors in this building... go find another floor and some privacy.  If I can avoid it, I will not go into a freshly vacated stall.  

All other commenters are misinterpreting the quote, so they are right from an Econ perspective but that is not what Ford said.

Bold move starting off with the most disgusting, shittiest bites before moving on to the good ones. Most people would do the opposite and start strong before going out with a wimper.  

When lying on a couch watching TV, would you prefer to lie perpendicular to the TV thus facing it head-on or lie parallel to the TV so you have to turn your head to the side to see the TV? I’m team parallel but willing to seek other opinions

Generally means in most cases and I merely pointed out a few salads that most definitely come with meat as part of the salad, so I am contesting your use of generally.  Perhaps you should have used “often” but that whizzed right past you

I have a few cocktail shaker sets and jiggers. My kids love filling the jigger up with water and dumping it into the shaker or even into a bowl. Can spend an hour essentially just pouring water from container to container.  Haven’t taught them how to use a Hawthorne strainer yet

Sauce Castillo!

Cobb salad, chefs salad, nicoise salads would disagree with you

JFC - have these people ever been to a restaurant before or have common sense? First, stop fucking subbing out the protein. If you want scallops, order scallops. Second, of course you should assume there is going to a surcharge to change a shrimp from a scallop. If an additional $5 bothers you, either ask in advance…

Cinnabon is the Nuts-4-Nuts equivalent of the mall food court.  Like the NYC Nuts-4-Nuts carts, the smell of cinnabon is majestic and the taste inevitably lets you down.  Best bet is to walk by smell and dream about how good it tastes and then keep walking because it doesn’t taste anything close to how good it smells

He didn’t even really kick as much as he didn’t move out of the way and just dragged his leg there. I dont think its as bad as its made out to be and is partly due to the 1B having his foot on top of the base instead of on the side.

Lets see:

I also use the side burner of my gas grill all the time.  I use it to light the chimney starter full of coals to use in my smoker.

you are a psychopath. I bet you don’t wet your toothbrush either

Why do pharmacists even exist any more? As best I can tell, all the pharmacist does is take out pills from one big bottle and move it to a smaller bottle and stick that in a bag with a print out.

I’m an old you little shit. I don’t want any goddamn paper receipts. I don’t want an app either

The crazy thing is, I think this might have been the best game of his career.   How this man still has a job is beyond me.