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Love Dots.  No other candy is as ruthlessly efficient as ripping out your fillings like Dot

There is only one answer.  Mounds.  No one in their right mind wants a pile of chocolate covered dry, papery coconut threads.  

Why golf spikes? They are the lamest of all sports cleats.

Governor Wolf lemme tell ya, between now and November 6, you better put a catcher’s mask on your face. Because I’m gonna stomp all over your face, with golf spikes, because I’m gonna win this for the state of Pennsylvania, and we’re throwing you out of office.

7) Some dipshit with a grocery store won’t stock Pepsi because the NFL is “disrespect the flag and country that I love” while presumably also displaying a confederate flag honoring traitors who took up arms against the flag and country that you love.

The brand of salt n vinegar chips is of utmost importance.

No McAdoo screwed it by starting Geno Smith and not even activating Davis Webb. Geno Smith was not the future and they were so high on Webb yet he was not even active for one game.

Those look like fucking coasters or plinko coins

No Entennmann’s?   It been years (actually decades) since I’ve had them and curious how they would taste today... probably gross but I have fond memories of plowing through a whole box of those soft babies.

I don’t think i’ve ever seen anything with a ranch dipping sauce. Out here in the Northeast (or at least NJ where I grew up), our cheese fries come with gravy (but no bacon)

I have never once seen anyone dip a french fry in ranch, nor have I even known anyone that would consider it. Is that a thing in like Indiana or Alabama?

No that doesn’t work. You have to unplug/replug.

Amazing how bent of shape all these nitwits get when a purported failing publication that no one reads (errr, except for conservatives who are butthurt) either says mean things or apparently doesn’t recognize their greatness.

We don’t want your stumps

Best line in the article

Put it between bread, boom, sandwich. Fold it into a tortilla, boom, taco.

Why the hell were you trimming the most delicious part in the first place?  

Damn, Sam’s wife has no concept of volume. I must eat roasted/rotisserie chicken what 20-30 times a year (at least) at half a chicken a pop and i don’t even particularly like it. So just from a rotisserie chicken perspective, I probably hit 300 chickens within the past 10-15 years

Simple but ruthlessly efficient.  Eye applaud you on this one

The best advice I can give, besides the ipad/stuffed animals, is to bring a lot more food than you think is necessary. We bring what appears to be an exorbitant amount of food yet it seems like we land with almost nothing left. And I get the kids involved in deciding what to buy/bring so there are no surprises.  I