Doesn’t matter because the beer doesn’t do shit for the cooking

“so many QBs got hurt”

In basketball, there are plenty of plays where the only way to stop the guy getting his shot off would be a flagrant foul or a goaltend. Yet those plays are still illegal, with stiff penalties. As a result, players try to find other ways to stop shots, and when they cannot, often the shots go in. Which is the point of…

Gwen lost any right to comment on candy when she let slip that Mounds are her favorite candy. Mounds might be the worst candy out there. As a kid, I would prefer a penny over a gross chocolate covered lump of coconut strands

Jesus - this 40 year old must age in dog years.

I feel like medium would be less ordered than you might believe. In my mind, you either want you steak full on red or you want it incinerated and medium doesn’t please either camp. Now I believe medium-well is ordered more than well even though they both would please the same people but the wellers have been shamed…

Think like a Taco Bell person. A Folders-loco breakfast taco? A double-decker waffle taco with refried coffee beans?  Thickening coffee into a sauce for their burritos?

Jesus Christ - another one of this inane questions. How do you question writers function in this world if these are your burning questions you need guidance on?

I drive a Prius. I dont need to take a driving test

So with a clean pocket, he only took one read and decided to throw the ball away by throwing it around shoulder height 2 yards in front of Jackson and 1 yard in front of a charging DB?

Interesting, similar to a hemingway daiquiri (minus the grapefruit) but I’m a little skeptical of the given proportions.  Maraschino liqueur can easily overwhelm everything else and i’m having a hard time imagining that 1 oz of maraschino to 1 oz of rum wont taste overwhelmingly of maraschino.

I’m impressed by the capacity of responses you have and that you can keep them current

We all know statistics and game tape lie.  How else can you explain Nathan Peterman getting 3 starts?

Even though the pre-boiled eggs are generally disgusting, those I get. It saves you the 10+ minutes it takes to boil and egg plus time to cool/peel them. For these eggs, I can’t imagine microwaving a fresh egg in a coffee mug would any more time than the 90 seconds this pouch would take. So basically this saves you…

If you are going to engage in a white collar crime, you better damn right look white collar

this is almost a ridiculous as those “Just Crack an Egg” things

And you can make presumably a better version of the same microwaveable pouch by having only one more item (2 vs 3).

My oldest, now 7, is a classic rock (and 80s rock if you don’t consider that classic rock) guy. His favorite is “Hotel California” so much so that he is learning to play it on guitar and piano. It all started when he was an infant and was obsessed with “Yellow Submarine” and knew all the words by age 2.

Agreed.. there are at least two rules that are already there.

My usual method is to put in the back of the fridge, promptly forget about it for 3 weeks and then throw it out.  Works like a charm every time