I have two of them and they seem to have no issues now with ripping off TP hanging the right way nor did they a few years ago when they were being potty trained

There is no acceptable reason to hang TP that way. But then again, if you have cats, you already lost so you might as well be wrong about the toilet paper

I’m coming down on the side of yuk but at least they had the good sense to use good mustard and not *shudder* French’s

Just so wrong. I bet you slather you sandwiches in mayo you sick bastard

If you ask me, the only similarity between ketchup, BBQ sauce and A1 is that none of them belong on a burger. 

A1?  If you are putting A1 on anything, you lose all ability to comment on the taste of food

All Five Guys are bad Five Guys. The burgers suck. 300 topping choices, free peanuts and a bushel of fries can’t change that fact

If you think Five Guys is even close to Shake Shack you don’t deserve to don an ugly striped polo on Chopped.

Even George Costanza is embarrassed at what the camera caught this lady doing.

No but I do grill my grilled cheese. 

GTFO - mayo, no butter and no grilling?  That is called toast

The act of bunting is more than just squaring up as if you intend to bunt.  He did not offer at the ball.   Once he realized the ball was up and in, he pulled the bat back to avoid getting hit by the ball.  He did not offer at the ball thus did not attempt to bunt.  I think it was a great call.

Love his use of “alleged” in relation to the strip club incident. Didn’t OSU, sorry, the OSU, confirm that the strip club visit did in fact occur, Zach was punished for it and OSU revised their policies to specifically address it? What exactly is “alleged” about that?

I love chewy brownies the best, and most box mixes I’ve tried are far too cakey for my taste. The recipe I use is for Supernatural Brownies. It will take a bit more than two minutes -- maybe 8 minutes, but the results are worth it.

I hope the judge throws down with a “a PSA?  Are you fucking kidding me?”  

Washcloths became useless the day a loofah or poof was invented.  

You should get a bag of sugar-free Haribo gummy bears from Amazon. All of the joy and none of the guilt.

yeah, factually, it sounds true, and given how long he was allowed to coach mediocre teams for, it makes sense that he must have had some success. I just don’t quite buy it. must be that fake news I’ve heard so much about

Where is Good & Plenty? Weirdly chalky textured pills with the dreaded black licorice flavor. I can still remember the commercials

I really need to introduce “hella” into my vocabulary.