Absolutely NOT.  This is the Elvis, not the Bryan Adams

Drizzle a little honey on top of the peanut butter and now youre are talking!

Ditto.  Happened to me once at work and I was staring dumbfounded like “SORCERCY!” and then proceeds to look at my underwear, down the pant legs, on the floor and nothing.  still to this day I have no idea what happened

Oh man, that is ‘Burbs jr.  I swear if I didn’t yell at him 10 times during breakfast, he’d still be sitting at the table with half an eggo waffle at lunch time.  I was worried when he started kindergarten that he wouldn’t have time to eat since they give kids like 7 minutes these days.  Apparently he gets through his…

Roast pork lo mein noodle casserole with wonton skin topping!

I always read “tisssss” like hiss with a t.

TIL that Beef O’Brady is a restaurant chain. I knew it was a sponsor of some cut-rate seventh tier college football bowl game but never knew what the brand was. I always assumed it was some regional canned soup company, like a Campbells soup but only available in SEC country

Dude, are you really bragging about hustling at cornhole?

How do you think Trump proposed to each of his wives?

Agreed.  First two seem like no brainers.  The last one I’m not sure about.  Looks like he is tackling with his shoulder and not even sure his helmet made more than incidental contact with the WR

I am beyond intrigued by bagged egg lady. If that wasn’t odd enough on its own, she just walks around carrying a ziploc bag of eggs like a maniac? No brown paper bag? Not inside her purse or a computer bag? Just holding it like a purse. Now I am wondering if she uses a fork (or good lord a spoon) or just pour it into…

Exactly. It was the Geno start, not the Eli benching.

This contest is null and void without fruity pebbles

Maybe they feel like the playoffs are a long shot this year and would rather re-load and then hopefully resign Harper after the season and their team will be that much stronger. That is exactly what the Yankees did with Chapman.  They got a nice haul for Chapman and then immediately signed him after the season

Biggest regret is staying until halftime of the Purdue vs. Michigan game at Michigan Stadium in 1995 (my freshman year). It was parents weekend, I was hungover and it was about 30 degrees out and the temp just started plummeting.  it was raining, sleeting, snowing and windy as all hell. Michigan won 5-0. It was the…

turds?

1) real corned beef hash or better yet, pastrami hash

Yup, its “plainly prevent the fielder” not “prevent the fielder from plainly catching the ball”. Chris Mullen clearly reached into the field of play and plainly prevented the fielder from going for the catch

Two reasons I can think of... 1) the grill will get hotter than your stove thus get the pan hotter and 2) keeps your kitchen clean and smelling better.  A lot of fat/grease goes flying out of the skillet when cooking burgers.  Cooking it on the grill obviously keeps it from landing on your stovetop

Who the fuck puts yeast in the fridge?