Wow that is a truly unappetizing looking burger. No crust, no maillard reaction, no cheese and mayo! And was that a whole wheat bun? Just a fail all around

The two biggest mistakes are not using enough flour and taking too long to make your pizza. The second you can correct by making pizza on the counter vs directly on the peel. That way you slide it on the peel and go directly to the oven. I also like constantly shaking the peel to make sure nothing is sticking. If it…

Mrs. Burbs at least knows to use the bread knife but not actually how to use it. Instead of using the knife in a sawing motion to slice a bagel in half, she uses the tip end and repeatedly stabs the bagel while rotating the bagel in a circle. Surprised she still has fingers.

Armed with this information, I am registering stolenrecipes.com, where I repost just the shit everyone actually wants.

• Does a burger have to be beef? - No, see next question below. But if you decide to eat a turkey burger or veggie burger, I have the right to make fun of you.

I had the typical big wedding (200+ people) and have been telling everyone that listens to have a destination wedding. Sure my wedding was fun but I didn’t even know half the people that were technically my side, all distant relatives that I used to see once a year when I was little.

As a suggestion, please give a do not play song list to the band/DJ. I have been to too many weddings where the band/DJ defaults to the awful, cheesy generic wedding songs like Celebration, We are Family, etc. Nothing worse than wanting to dance at a wedding and being faced with music that has been played on a loop at…

You are right. A manufacturer so do a number of things to highlight the differences. Some suggestions:

Why not put a universal label on items with nuts?

Also, if you have 2 drivers you might as well leave early af in the morning and then take nap shifts.

A huge logo on the top and side of the package of a brand that is known for making only items filled with peanut butter should be more than enough, let alone the images of the peanuts and peanut butter cups, and the words PB Filled and Peanut Butter written all over the packaging.  How much more blatant do you have to…

The only one I can think of that may be better as a book is Slumdog Millionaire/Q&A.  

Never listen to anyone who tell you to cook a steak for an exact amount of time

Come on now, Greg Bird has been doing an awfully good Chris Davis comparison this season

Me thinks the good Dr. has never had properly grilled, fresh corn. Nicely charred and nutty but not dry. Then again if you soak it in water for a few hours you must like mushy, waterlogged corn

If you cook corn in its husks, which you should

The never had a wing guy (too lazy to look up his name) is a grade D jabroni and a fucking liar. Never had a wing even when extras were passed around the table? Give me a fucking break... that is a dumb hill to die on so you can proudly (?) proclaim/lie that you’ve never had a wing. Its fried chicken with an insane…

I vote for a chili cheese dog casserole.  ‘MERICA!

Huh? Are you saying Argentinian steaks are not better than American steaks? If you believe that, you have it all wrong. The steaks there are phenomenal. Skip the ojo de chorizo and go for the asado de tira (short rib), entrana (skirt steak) or the vacio. Also in BA, skip the touristy steakhouses (most of the ones in…

Agreed, I am disappoint that they don’t offer a pig-in-the-blanket variation with the burger (cow-in-a-blanket?)