Apt point coming from Benoit Balls. I’ll allow

We aren’t even cool enough to name our moon. really, you named it Moon? Is your dog named, Dog?

Can we get this for the survey requests on the interwebz? No I don’t want to take your stupid survey about your website the instant the first page finishes loading (not that I would want to take the survey a few minutes later either)

large informal reception in the summer with good food, great beer, and a big crowd to keep costs down and the fun factor up. It was basically a picnic in a county park pavilion

eight screwdrivers? Are you in India cause there is no way a 12 yr old should be working a 10 hour shift in a call center? Otherwise, who drinks screwdrivers?

How could someone not like Fritos? WTF is wrong with this universe. Who wouldn’t like a chips that is 93% salt and 7% corn?

Elliott should’ve learned his lesson. A true football player doesn’t stand in the middle of the field. He should stand alone on the sideline with his helmet and a darkened visor covering his face while his team gets whooped

Eh the whole idea of the tourist mark for a criminal is bullshit. Outside of rush hour, it seems like the subways are like 75% tourist. At least those in Manhattan. If you are looking at a map on a train (vs in the station) there is a pretty good chance someone on the train will notice and offer help. Most of the…

Damn man, making me feel antsy just looking at that image. I don’t know if I’ve ever have more than 10 tabs max.

Duh, everyone know it is when a statement contains two thoughts or conclusions that are the logical opposite of each other.

There should be more responses ala Samer. I would pay money to read the increasing lunacy of Robert if Magary responded back to him.

Thats how it gets you. It sounds great in theory, looks great but just fails in execution. Even the oft repeated recommendation to halve the meatballs doesn’t work as well as the recommendation would make you think. Less ball slippage out the back but bites are either 100% (er, 50%) ball or bread and sauce only

Everyone’s raving over Tony Romo because A) He’s not Phil Simms, and B) He’s already proven fantastic at diagnosing plays before the ball is snapped:

I’ve never seen anyone get on their hands and knees to lick a dropped slurpee off of the ground, shouting “5-second rule!” the whole time.

What I don’t understand is how is this going to make money for the company or the VCs? Selling low volume, low margin products and have a ridiculous network of locations to re-stock? How do they expect to move sufficient volume to generate any profit? Even if that entire hotel minibar in the stock image is…

Her father sounds like a controlling, vindictive asshole. I still think the ruling of no competitive golf for a year was over the top, it should have been something along the lines of allowing her to play in tournaments agreed to by both parents in writing and not resulting in more than XX days of missed school

Cash bar was the problem. Cash bars should be illegal.

I was sitting at the bar with my buddy, and the guy next to us orders wings, but requests only drummettes. The bartender definitely raises an eyebrow over the request, but let’s him do it! Total bullshit, right? My buddy’s wings show up with a skewed wing to drum ratio, which we blame entirely on the greedy bastard…

I’d definitely be down for some real fermented sour pickles.

So being down a couple linebackers affects the offense so bad they had one solitary field goal in the first three quarters (while they were done 28-0 no less) and less than 200 yds of offense the entire game?