I agree. Can’t they just borrow a bulldozer from a construction yard for like 2 hours and be done with it?

Its one thing to stock a bar with proper garnishes for a party but I’m dying for tricks for every day cocktails. I generally don’t have a fridge full of lemons, limes or oranges that I have available should the need arise for a lemon twist for a martini or some orange peel for my negroni. Too often I’ll buy a few…

Maybe Matt is a latter-day Al Swearengen and moved to SD to reopen the Gem?

This is my go to move at a bar. Wouldn’t try it at a family event or at someone’s house but is perfect for a bar. i just disappear into the night

Well, they did go to Ohio State...

Sankara stone from Temple of Doom so everytime some touches it I can yell “INDY! COVER YOUR HEART!”

There is a zero point zero percent chance I’m forking over money for the Mayweather fight. Mayweather hasn’t participated in an enjoyable boxing match in the last 10 years, if not in his entire career. How is a boxing match against a non-boxer going to change that? After the fight, the same people who complained…

So limit meeting to less than four people?

Doesn’t the Ginger Hammer still get to hear the appeals?

No love for the Toddfather (Todd Frazier)?

Also, the pro move for NYC hotel bathrooms is to go to the conference/meeting space area. An abundance of privacy in those bathrooms

Agreed 1000%. McD’s is dead to me until they bring back the hot mustard sauce

They are called subway stations you yinzer. And you are either lazy or have a horrible sense of direction as subway stations are rarely more than 7-8 blocks or 2 avenues apart. That is like a 5-10 min walk

I’m sorry but there is no reason to ever have yellow mustard. What can yellow mustard do that Gulden’s can’t do better?

Assuming he signed his contract, they usually have clauses in the contract that prohibit certain activities like riding a motorcycle or playing other sports at risk of termination of the contract. Not sure if there is an ability to forfeit the salary without terminating the contract. They may also be able to try to…

I have a kitchen scale but even though I hate volume measurements for things like onions or herbs I probably wouldn’t break out the scale to weigh the onion for an example. If the recipe instead said half a medium onion, diced, I would find that more useful than 1/3 cup onion

As a dad of two kids, my fridge is always stocked with infinite amounts of yogurt, american cheese (white deli sliced, naturally) and a carton or two of eggs. My own person contribution to my fridge is about 10 different bottles of hot sauce, only two of which I generally use (El Yucateco Green Habanero sauce and…

No, its possible. I have a 6 yr old (boy) and a 4 yr old (girl). They can disappear in the house for hours playing with each other. its a dream. I know I’m lucky and one day it will end but I’m savoring every minute of it.

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?