Incorrect.  You know just the right amount about trains.

They call Hulcher, R.J. Corman, etc and they will work 24/7 and probably have at least one track back running by now. The really messed up cars will probably be scrapped on site, and they will drag the locos away, fix the track, put the locos back on with a pair of cranes, if they are in decent enough shape to tow,…

“Looks like this truck driver needed some more time…

He would have been better off selling digital steaks and vodka... That’s the best I got, folks. This is so mind-blowing stupid it resists satire.

It’s OK, I wasn’t very hungry anyway (throws lunch in trash, stomps off).

There is one guaranteed prize for anyone who buys 45 cards (a cool $4,455): Dinner with Trump at Mar-A-Lago.

I’ll pay 99 bucks for one where he's wearing a prison uniform.

Trust me, bud - you’re better off not knowing how I used it.

I don’t care how crippled you are, that doesn’t give the remaining functioning parts of your body a free pass to make whatever noises you want. Get you gone, Madison.

“Will you become a man to be feared?”

I just need them to do a 4K remaster and either remove the “smoke” from the burnout or fix it and then it will be perfect.

The chase scene is trash, too. That Mustang has an open rear end. 

It’s always okay to punch a Nazi, you fuckin’ Nazi sympathizer.

My favorite aunt “Laura” killed herself several years ago. 

In fairness, given the various players, how do we know “Fuck you and your abortionist bitch daughter” isn’t a weird call to some sort of reconciliation?

Ugh I know this is a bit but, like, it’s not a good bit.

If an immobilizer kit for a Hyundai car is $170, how much is a kit for a Hyundai ship? Or is a 64000 GRT RO/RO beyond the Kia Boys skill set?

Best 2 days of Kia ownership are the day you pull away from the dealer lot and don’t have to deal with them anymore, and the day it’s stolen, so you don't have to deal with IT anymore. 

And yet here you are still reading them

You see the door, right?