Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Teslas are deathtraps and everyone buying one is signing their own death certificate and funding fascism.

Like the people who voted for the orange menace, Cyberturd buyers are due for some epic buyer’s remorse.

Heaven forbid you go around the front!

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Elon Musk. 

Your parents raised you right.

<rolls eyes>

I was born in ‘91 and as a kid I only wanted 3 vehicles: Herbie, the BTTF time machine, and the Mach 5. I don’t think it’s a generational thing.

Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

The no-wheels look is really dumb. It just makes it look like a vacuum cleaner. They should have gone for the white wheels of the Henry Dreyfuss designed Mercury locomotive.

“We’re going in to get the guys who went in to get the guys who went in the get the guys...”

That’s using your noodle!

Well, that’s the first time Nissan balked at sending out a poorly engineered product! (I’m not letting spelling get in the way of this joke.)

The remnants of the craft were later returned to the surface in order for investigators to figure out just what went wrong with the sub.

But where were they going without ever knowing the way?

♫ You load 16 tons, what do you get ♫

People like the poster you responded to don’t even care about abortion. They just pick a side (Republican) and see anything against liberals as a “score” for their side. Notice how he doesn’t address the actual issue of the article? It’s because he doesn’t actually agree with Brenna Bird, so decides to deflect…

The Soul is the new Civic hatchback.

Counterpoint: Stuff like this gets him the clicks he needs to continue doing stuff like this. Selling chocolate probably doesn't hurt the cause either. And it's still a free car. 

Wheeeee..... (L)