Hell yeah I’ll take me a Don Knotts-endorsed Dude pickup truck.

Canada-only Pontiac Sunfire GTO 🙄🙄🙄

I love this story! I have one caveat:

“The electrical grid at my parents’ house can only be described as “schizophrenic”.”

Nope.  It could be described in a myriad of other ways.  Erratic, unpredictable, inconsistant, unusual... the list goes on, but schizophrenic shouldn’t be one of them.

I feel like Melissa McCarthy’s great line from The Heat is appropriate here:

Not just deprivation but habituation - sometimes my wife drives us to some place and practically the first thing she does is start the path to where she works, just out of habit. I’ll ask “why are you taking this exit?” and she says “What? Oh, that’s the way to work.”

This is what I’d like to see...

The fact that laws didn’t factor it in. For instance, if I invite friends over (a private setting) and then decide I’m going pantless; likely not public indecency (which is what helicoptering my dick outside a Subway would likely get me). Laws tend to be slow and reactive (also most politicians are men and unwanted coo…

What about unsolicited pics of gas heaters?

Matt Gaetz needs to be replaced by a progressive woman. He also needs sanctions for his likely transgressions, which need to be fully exposed.

As long as we’re talking desirability, why is it Matty can’t attract women except for underage, trafficked, teenage prostitutes?

1st Gear: As a corporate attorney for an auto manufacturer, it is clear to me that this man should be in prison for wearing his mask below his nose.

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Being stuck on a gigantic incubator with people who actively lie about being sick because they paid for a cruise and by God they’re going no matter what? Shit, I’m all about it. Maybe while I’m on the ship it can lose power for a few days or have propulsion and sewage problems. Hell, let’s go whole hog and throw some…

Schadenfreude: it is the best emotion. I’m basking in it.

Let’s talk about how that thing (and it’s twin) are being built indoors. That building has its own story to tell.

The water was high enough that they did Nazi them before.

Her father Michael Cichan, who perished in the accident, was a Botany Professor at ASU.  They have a wonderful scholarship in his memory. 

“At Dodge, we never lift”

Oh no!

“But some of my best friends are brake pads!"