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Shifty McShifterson
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what’s French for “fuuuuuuuuuuuuck”? LOL

Because Florida Man, a.k.a Homo Erectus Floridus, is not know for it’s high functions intelligence. Scientist as still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, especially with the large influx of elderly foreign species encroaching onto it’s territory.

Captain = least drunk guy on the USS STI?

We have no punishment to fit your crimes.

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

It has a taste for boaters now.

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.

From pprune the general consensus (though not definitive) is the Air France crew lined up on one runway and had programmed the plane for the other, parallel runway, so when the plane got to the point where auto-land software kicked in, the plane started to re-align with the runway it was told to use. The pilots were

He pledged to “come back to finish this job” in the metro area at some unspecified time

Willfully blind simpletons giving up and skulking off with their tails between their legs...sometimes news can be terrific.

I want to nominate this as an underrated movie before someone inevitably brings it up as one of the worst, but I thought Need For Speed was very enjoyable despite being stupid as hell. To me, that movie is the epitome of so bad it’s good. Not every movie has to be fine cinema, and I found it very enjoyable.

I don’t know, how many kids in a trench coat are you?

Knight Rider 2000 TV Movie

Driven, hands down worst car movie of all times.

But I liked fully loaded...

Since no one else is brave enough to say it, I will. Bullitt. That movie was miserably boring. It’s 2 hours of a car handling badly around San Francisco.

The Fast and the Furious (2001). Sure, it is an over-the-top action franchise but being a movie about cars, it is pretty bad. I mean, “Danger to Manifold” Bad.

Driven gotta be a contender.

It also helps to wear your helmet properly unlike that guy. His helmet simply rolled off.