Tesla was misheard.  It’s “Fool Self Driving”.

Cold starts used to be the worst! My dad used to have a contact to do snow removal in my hometown of 2000 people in the mid 1990's. He had a 86 GMC 3/4 ton 4x4, a 95 GMC 3/4 ton 6.5l diesel, and always ended up taking my mom’s 88 Celebrity to town in -30F, as the old Iron Duke was the only thing on the farmstead that…

Vacuum operated windshield wipers.

Dang, I was just going to post about the choke but yeah, carbs are both half high-school “science” project and franco-saxon avant-garde art interpretation.

Transit agency response: “What kind of wuss are you?”

how about we connect the fuckin’ beams first and worry about the dots later?

You might as well be speaking Klingon.

Ones that are particularly hirsute and make more sense that the ones whove already thrown their hats into the ring.

Simpsons did it

In analytical chemistry, a 96% recovery rate is pretty good so good job monkey wranglers!

Keep your eyes open for any new names running in the PA midterms later this year. 

Somewhere, upon hearing the news...

I for one welcome our simian overlords and look forward to their administration.

This is how it ends.

This is a daily occurrence with Responsible Gun Owners.

Looks an awful like 10 attempts at murder

Rarely a day passes when an example like this reminds me why I’m so blessed not to live in the U S A.  The chances of something like this happening in Australia is close to zero.  We don’t even need to do “active shooter” drills in our schools here.

Q. “Excuse me. What time is it in Oklahoma?”

You libs call it firing in to a crowded intersection. I call it spitting freedom. And now that intersection is free of tyranny

America, baby.