What makes him a commander?

Carjacker: Get out of the car!
Me: Ok, just make sure you throw it into first a second time before you try to get it into second. It can be temperamental.
Carjacker: What?
Me: Oh, and don’t twist the ignition key to hard. The lock cylinder comes loose.
Carjacker: Ok ok...
Me: And don’t open the driver’s side rear window.…

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Because at some point Conor McGregor breaks into your house while you sleep and pees in your sink while both Paul Bros jerk off to completion on your kids and when you angrily confront them they screech “CONTENT CREATED BROS” and then they monetize the videos for a 10mil payday and a faked fight where they rub their…

Social media is cancer.

The FAA should pull his ticket for life and his insurance company should drop him like a hot rock.

We all know how the video will end don’t we?

The torque should make it a very forgiving car for learning.

1th: Tell your husband that he’s awesome.

Absolutely, they did. Those steelies are all that kept this from a pancake situation.

Steelies saved the day!

My Favorite

Why don’t they look?

Thank goodness. They are blameless, holy creatures.

If you get snow or ice on your roads during part of the year, winter tires are required.

“ruining”

Also, if you’re not swapping tires for the winter that means you’re an idiot who is driving on all seasons in the summer. Unless you’re a dirt poor loser with a totally shit car that is even more stupid.

“Waddle On The Capitol” doesn’t have the same ring.

That’s double-plus ungood.