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I leave you with my favorite rendition of Route 66

When they make one we’ll find out.

If I’ve learned anything in my 32 years on this godforsaken earth, it’s that the worst people seem to live the longest.

That’s quality Harryhausen.

Well, Tesla does have a bit of a history of being unable to secure their windbags.

Just imagined the logical conclusion of someone unwittingly having a Tesla with this fault:

So wait, if God came to his home in the form of protestors for racial equity, doesn’t that mean he pointed his gun at God? Is this the next evolution of evangelical thought? If God isn’t conservative enough, you can point your gun right at His Godly face?

Please see yourself to the door. 

A bunch of people got bamboozled on that one.

and another reminder that Everything Trump Touches Dies

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No love for the Dodge Viper macarena wipers?

I just had an insta flashback of staring at those while seeing the elderly bus driver scowling in the pano rear view mirror, while bouncing around sticky vinyl seats and inhaling diesel fumes.

YOU WANNA EAT BUTTS?! COME ON! Let’s eat butts...

...pave the way to mouth stuff.

I had a GI Joe with kung fu grip, which only got me to hand stuff.

Creepy as hell how “gently” the sink hole consumed that car.  

NP, if you can drop 400 bucks to change your name from Kitty to Karen you can spend 4 grand on this no problem

You are CORRECT, intercooler breath!  (Sorry, old Johnny Carson routine).   I was just assuming anything small and tech back then would have been Japanese.  Story time-a friend of mine won a black and gold Dodge Colt Turbo in a national rally competition.  Turbo lasted about 50k after which he drove it normally

NP because I rented on one vacation in Cali back in the day and it was a fun car as long as you didn’t expect sports car acceleration or handling.

NP I put aside all my hatred of K-cars and their terrible progeny. The ragtop caught my interest and then the row-yer-own tranny convinced me “This one will be different!” Nicely preserved and obviously cared for.