Dam, they were in a tight spot.

Both of you have done incredible work here. Take the rest of the day off and enjoy a six pack. It’s Friday.

They shouldn’t have been chasing waterfalls.

You’re probably just on the annual scumbag migration route between AZ/SoCal and the PNW.

“This Wind-Powered Car Goes Fast Enough To Break Physics”

No, nothing has been broken here. I feel dumber for having read this article. 

You can’t break physics. Physics breaks your brain.

Nothing “breaks” or “defies” physics. Tired ass cliche hyperbole makes for a crap headline.

I get that you can’t see the road in front of you very well in one of these.

Don’t forget, zero is a percentage.

For $10 I will write you fanfic about Donald Trump Jr giving a mercenary a blow job behind a gas station. 

I always figured that the boat was already permanently afixed to the harbor. This article surprised me that she’s been floating pointlessly all of this time.

For my next illusion, I will make this vintage ocean liner DISAPPEAR!

Lop it off at the water line and put on a std. building foundation. All the modern provisions in the “basement”, out of the salt water, and retains the experience for tourism.  It could be done for that price target and be permanent.

Jesus, man.  Get a grip!

I have not been to it in many years... but:

I held the record for largest crap 2 years running, look at my Kinja handle. Guess that makes me worth preserving. Would everybody please contribute to my refurbishment maybe some upgrades? Some bits are beginning to look a bit shabby I would love to see everything restored to the immaculate and buff state of the…

Perhaps sadder is the condition and future for the SS United States. Since it ceased operations in the early 70s. The ship is the largest ocean liner constructed entirely in the United States and the fastest ocean liner to cross the Atlantic in either direction. But since being retired form active use, she has been…

Cut it up, end of useful lifespan. 

Make the queen pay. Her grandmother built that shit after all.

Freedumbs, what freedumbs? Cross the threshold of any aircraft, and your conshitutionally protected rights to be as stupid as you’d like can be found in the lavatory nearest the hatchway. The only rights you maintain are to arrive as safely as the crew can provide. Disrupt their duties at your peril. Sailing boat capta…