Bah! The media is going to have a field day with this one...

The Dems should be strapping every house republican who voted to oust Cheney* to Gaetz’ name like it’s a fucking cinder block. Every single time a Democrat is asked a question - about Trump, about infrastructure, about coronavirus, about passing the salt - Democrats need to work in Gaetz name and make it clear he is…

“Take two, they’re small!”

Ford C-Max

I’ll make sure not to rear-end you now.

The other card suits too....
I spade my dog.
I club my dog.

So many trucks say “duty” and the beavis & butthead is just too deeply ingrained for me not to say “Huh,huh” when I see it

Years ago, stuck in bumper to bumper traffic with my then GF, Miata ahead of us had a bumper sticker that read:

Has anything with the words "a Pontiac G6" ever resulted in anything good.

“The only way to protect yourselves is with a heavy plastic bag over your head, secured tightly at the neck!”

"The driver, a 28-year-old South Carolina woman, hit the gas instead." And then the gas hit her...

If I miss even one dinner I change into my feathered shoulder pads.

“narcoleptic chauffeur” is my new band name.

Brah, if you gotz the coin, why iz you so financially challenged that you settle for a Model 3? Get yoself a Model X or S and floss.

Ah.. we used to dream of living in a hole. We lived in the lake.

People like this make me want to live in tarp-covered hole in the woods.

Schadenfreude is the best emotion. By far.

She’s accomplishing this via her bartering skills just as much as sugar daddys are accomplishing getting companionship with their personalities.

I trade my dignity for a paycheck every day. Does that count?

And I realised upon rereading how unkind this remark was and feel a little bad. I suddenly felt towards this person that which many on the site felt towards Melania Trump: what do we do to ourselves to enable these men? How do we preen and pose and which message are we sending to others? Why this trend of presenting…