Unfortunately, she is probably being blamed for her husband’s actions, for not keeping a devout enough home, not being a good enough/enticing enough wife, if only she had been more doting on him, he wouldn’t have done this etc etc.

Was about to point this out: This guy drives a newer model car that is fairly expensive to purchase and even more so to run since it gets terrible MPG, but we are to believe he can’t afford $250 for a yearly parking pass? Give this guy a massive citation and ban him from campus parking, so he learns the true cost of…

The original landspeeder from 1978:

The original landspeeder from 1978:

The original Millennium Falcon from 1978. End of story. Still got mine.

The original Millennium Falcon from 1978. End of story. Still got mine.

a raging, dead-eyed ghoul who drives a Passat and has an all-encompassing love for Elon Musk in the void where his soul once resided

That’s one among the many problems of the Dump sycophants: they try to follow his playbook without realizing it only works for one man: Dump.

The Venn Diagram of Zoom meetings that could have been a conference call and should have been an e-mail is basically a circle, in my experience.

It’s a weird scenario, but I can’t get past the fact that even when he thought he had his virtual background on and a....mesh shirt (?) he still chose to be on camera while in a bathtub during a work meeting. Like turn your camera off, dude! It will be fine.

Dear men in our lives and assorted male coworkers. We like your penises, up to a point. (Pardon the pun.) But as they are not generally a turn on, we do not wish to see them unless specifically requested. Please stop with the dick bothering. It will payoff big time in the bedroom where we quite like being surprised.…

So gross and so cute at the same time!!! I can relate.

Oh, he’ll be getting some facials in prison. Don’t worry about that.

And now an update in the Trump Associate It Most Sucks To Be competition Matt “Venmo” Gaetz responds forcefully to Rudy “Butt Dial” Giuliani’s power play yesterday of having his home raided by federal agents, by having an associate implicate him in statutory rape!

I can’t prove it. You can’t prove that it isn’t either!

Found the cultist! 

When I saw those my mental screen filter went into smellivision mode. Mmm tires. (-:

Did it take the fire department four hours to put out the fire from that crash?  Was there nobody in the driver’s seat?  Can you see how the two are different?

Hold my beer...and my finger.

Me too! Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂

Also rolled out of the factory this day in history: Me.