Just shoot the futures grandmothers a text message. Unceremoniously.

Hire this man

You, sir, are an American hero.

I never put on pants one leg at a time.  Sit on the bed, insert both feet, roll onto my back and pull on the waistband.

Yeah, he seems like one of those “alpha” losers who don’t understand that a true alpha, if they existed (the whole thing is based on a discredited theory—by the very guy who developed it, even—about wolf pack hierarchy), wouldn’t think about being an alpha, wouldn’t give a shit about adhering to someone else’s idea of…

I'm sitting in my Hyundai, reading this article, pants-less.

The dealership doesn’t care the bikes were stolen. The thieves will be back for accessories. That’s where the money is. 

Lets see, just a few weeks ago the dealer agrees to pay over $50K in restitution plus he can no longer overcharge customers, resulting in reduced profits. Then, out of the blue, $90k worth of bikes are “stolen” with little to no damage done to the stolen bikes, the bikes left behind, or even the doors of the exit. I’m…

Even though the trikes worth about 10k more the thieves still fount it too embarrassing to ride even once.

The big question is: will they be more successful at finding buyers than Harley is? 

I just stole your comment. 

Easy, just go to the Cracker Barrell parking lot and get them back.

When empires fall, they fall hard.

That’s a beautiful fucking station wagon! I love wagons, Accords with the great tail lights, Jettas with the rounded edges, BMWs and definitely the Mercedes AMG wagons. This is right up there with the great wagons

Those solos sound like a pearl diver coming up for air and someone jammed a harmonica in their mouth.

i like most of it, but there’s always one element that turns me off. like bob dylan songs with his fucking harmonica solos.

Lock me mama like a Gamma wheel.

Based on the photographs, maybe it is so you can see out the back while the trunk lid is raised? ::shrugemoji:: I don’t know if 1970s Italy had home improvement centers (“Deposito di casa! Come la gente fare di più!”), but maybe that’s how they got lumber, potting soil and flowers home.

When Tesla stops crapping out $hitboxes maybe Jalopnik coverage will be more favorable.

Yep, just got to get the everything-that-goes-into-a-Jeep assembly from the warehouse, then give our guys a few hours to bolt the assembly onto your license plate and your rig is good as new.