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Shifty McShifterson
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RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”

Filed under: Fuck around and find out. 

I almost feel guilty that my reaction to this movie was mostly incredulous laughter. I might have reacted different had someone actually been killed, but WOW. Where to begin? I mean, as other readers have noted, he picked a freakin’ heavy-ass Continental! That car wouldn’t have made it over the river even if it was

Dang, how sketchy does your stunt have to be in order for Evel Knievel to be the voice of reason?

I remember the 1970's my god the 70's was strange. Just weird like nothing since.

I can’t take full credit. I lifted the concept from Terry Pratchett.

I feel privileged to be able to vote for Senator Duckworth.

Tucker Carlson gives fancy lads a bad name. A Swanson teevee dinner could beat up Tucker Carlson. My mail could beat up Tucker Carlson. Genuine hero Senator Duckworth’s prosthetic limbs could beat up Tucker Carlson. People don’t generally deserve a beating. Tucker Carlson deserves a beating.

The only reason those jackasses have the power that they have is that they’re backed by a massive voting block of elderly white people. Every indicator says that when they die off the generations coming up behind them are going to be a). far less white and b). far more left-leaning. And yes there will be a little

I think maternity flight suits are a great idea. I was never more ready to blow a motherfucker out of the sky than when I was pregnant.

I have an ex-girlfriend (who I’m still friends with) who’d love to take Tucker out behind the woodshed and teach him a lesson about the ability of female soldiers. I watched this woman wade into and stop a mugging, with no weapons at hand; a situation that saved a young woman and saw two “tough guys” need medical

Duckworth 2024

It’s expensive as heck here, and the winters can be brutal, but the politics is the reason I’m still here. If I lived in a deep red state, I’d probably be in jail now, having popped off on somebody. I’m very proud and happy to be represented by Duckworth and Durbin. (Side note: That sounds like a great name for a law

Damn give a trigger warning next time!!!  I almost punched my monitor when I saw that thing.

Just do a search on Soviet women pilots and check all the results. This one might be my favorite: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches

I mean, these people believe that life begins at conception, and surely two people can pilot an airplane better than just one person.

That shade was the best shade. That shade could cool a whole wedding party on a hot summer day. That shade could kill a lawn. That shade was so deep the light from the sun would take a million years to get there.

Hopefully Tucker and his entire family will suffer from painful disease, all of them and painful death. I no longer care to even think of the white trash nazi republican party as human. Fk all of you scum. Fk all of you...............Your demise is comedy to me. Your deaths will be celebrated. The utter elimination of

Moving to Illinois so she can be my Senator. Hold the fort down.

Sen Duckworth is bad ass. A few choice words, heavy shade.