I will, I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs. 

He’s keeping *something* tight:

I am going to risk a joke here:

Ooh, ooh, syringes too!

Your use of “certain ways" is perfectly mobby-sounding. Bada-bing. 

Orangasm.

*snort*

15% more pert? That’ll make mine 115% pert.

I say this with no sarcasm and pure admiration: forensic anthropology is awesome. 

God, between these shitheads and the fuckers messing with that one guy’s orange car, I’m really tired of people today. I’m self-prescribing a day-long road trip to nowhere particular. 

We need you.

I’m a little surprised that the Secret Service allowed those pics to be taken, much less published. My imoression is that they tend to be pretty secretive about presidential vehicles.

I’ll distill it down to audio only for ya:

... or Boo-urns?

Pepperoni Pizza Combos and Mountain Dew. If they sold the Combos filling in squeeze tubes like toothpaste I’d go with that.

This fucking thing looks like Jeff Sessions’ OH-face.

And watch the MST3K version you filthy animals.