Underrated comment needs more stars.

Nailed it, one of the funniest scenes in one of the best episodes of that show. 

I am humbled sharing this space with such a person.

They are, but you really should switch to winter potholes when the snow comes. It just makes sense.

I never had the large-wheel itch. My first car, a 78 Civic CVCC, had 12-inch pie tins wrapped in 155/80 tires. It was like driving on Frisbees. But they were black steelies with chrome trim rings and suited the car, so they stayed.

If you drive this on modern city streets, the only thing that follows you closer than that lifted Ford Raptor will be Death itself, ready to harvest your soul after you drop into a pothole and disappear from view. 

I thought Theranos snapped his fingers and wiped out half the Universe?

And here is that picture:

The MST3K version is better.

Then his pants fall down and a piano falls on him.

Ironically, it seems like back-seat passengers would fare better in the crash without the side rails, due to the longer deceleration time/distance.

That guy's wife and son?

Or you could eat your regular hat.

I tried using an old ticket under my wiper in Chicago once; parked partly in a crosswalk on a one-way residential street in Wrigleyville to see my GF. Came out to find another ticket, and “Nice Try” written on the old one.

Dear Vice President Pence,

Your aunt sounds awesome.

I would rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich.

I thought the same thing. So did Lisa: