Separated at birth: this fuck-knob and Billy Quizboy.

My idiot brother-in-law from IN open carried once right to Christmas morning with the entire extended family present, including several kids. He “forgot” he had it on him.

I keep a quarter in the armrest of my door. It's my Aldi quarter- it does not get used for anything else. 

I saw what you did there. Nobody else has, but I did. *up top*

I’ll help!

Cooked *pasta* shouldn’t bend that way. Can’t say I heard the snap, though, lots of background noise.

The cat is BROKEN! THE CAT IS BROKEN!!

Authorities are seeking this man:

But their knees do hurt from doing something else for Trump.

I agree 100%. It’s shaped like a Ferrari. The Corvette shape and front-engined layout made it unique.

Speaking as a born-and-raised, deep-dish Chicago guy, if the NY AG is the one to bring down Trump and his klan, I vow to buy an "I❤️NY" shirt and wear it once a week. 

It's like in Scotland, where throwing your friend through a plate glass window isn't just acceptable, it's almost polite.

Greatly underrated band, mostly Men at Work covers.

Dear Mr , um, “president”, I guess:

Madre de Dios...

Perfection.

Sorta.