*soaring, heroic opening theme leads into thrilling, heart-pounding montage of Space Force in action*

They should do it as fast as that GIF is going too: in, *chop*, next, in, *chop*, next...

Then drive, doggy, drive! (It's a gif.)

My civilian hat is off to your dad and the good ship Bristol.

Have a nice life! Sentence, that is!

I’m almost 48 and I can’t read or hear the word “crack” without giggling like an 11-year-old.

At least it was just a pigeon and not the Dave Matthews Band...

Seconded, from another male of the species.

I’m in love. Please for the love of all good things, take care of that beauty.

I say this without a hint of exaggeration: xkcd is humanity's greatest achievement.

I wish my 95 GP GTP were drivable, and not darkening my driveway with a cracked head, returning to the Earth from whenst it came.

Images please.

Nailed it.

*sniff* I love you guys so much. “Limoosine", ”Commoot”- it's like you know me.

Narrator = Morgan Freeman.

Here’s his plan:

Ah Chicago, city of my birth, where I grew up through childhood into adulthood, learning, living, laughing, loving along the way. City where the river leaks, bridges fall upward, and the trains only run if the tracks are on fire.

Nonsense, there’s no reason to assume AAAAAAAIIIIGGGHH

It looks like a panoramic pic gone wrong.