*is closer to 50 than 40* I resemble that remark!

Just after my first child was born, I would sometimes pick her up in the evening from my sister, who babysat for us. I’d drive home past a sizeable artificial lake just off the road. My nightmare was that I would get into a collision that sent my car into that lake, and it sank like a stone. I would then have to…

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Sweet merciful Christ, can’t unseeeeeeee!!!

Starred for the brilliant Filed-To alone.

We need more of this. 

Can we consider bowling pins to be rotten fruit for this exercise?

Nailed it.

“Been, done.”

Матерь Божья.

My mind, you read it. We are as one.

I like the cut of your jib.

Fuck to the yeah, it is. Two-door wagons mos def shine my chrome.

Here he comes!

Well chute, that's not good.

Without trying to be an Internet Tough Guy, I may have popped this fuckface purely on reflex. Which would not have helped my case any.

I don’t even play GTA but this is awesome.

They're OK I guess.