Hear hear! 

My old boss drove a manual Forester. This you Ray?

I sure am. 2018 Honda Accord 2.0T Sport, 6-spd manny. Of course, I'll be doing that shopping in 2023...

Wat is car? Tell wat is car!

*gasps*

I call it “head-gasket pudding”.

“Slurry” is one of the nastiest words, along with “moist”, “yeast”, “meal”, and “portion”.

12 times in a quarter-mile race.

🎶Baby you can close my hood!🎶

You are a goddamn poet. Somebody slide a fat record deal in fronta this guy!

In my universe (it’s tiny, room for only one), Trump pulled a Bud Dwyer at his concession speech.

“The Street Beater” (theme to Sanford and Son) or “Baby Elephant Walk”.

Me either, but I wouldn’t say no if she offered to do so. 

I want to name my band “Hammy Finish”, but it would not do justice to this comment. Also not a real band.

Gonna let that one slide because you bring us lovely ladies.

Goyim? I hardly know ‘im!

I've been struck speechless by this little Granny Clampett-looking motherfucker.

Your joke, it is bad, and that is the way you should feel about telling it.