Brilliant, eloquently put, and 100% true. Thank you.

*googles Katy Turr*

If I had been bitten like that, the croc would have eaten me just to get me to stop screaming.

I say hatch, since crossovers are generally slightly lifted, right?

I read your post a couple times and now "sex pest" doesn't even sound like real words.

Slow. God. Damn. Mother. Fucking. Clap.

A woman like that could ruin a man.

That “Home” cartoon is fucking hilarious, so happy to see a new season! DAAAAANNNNNNGGGG!!

Chronically Horrible Underground Dickheads.

“Could be other people also.”

I want him to get taken down like William H. Macy’s character at the end of Fargo- shrieking, crying, and struggling futilely in his underwear.

This reminds me of this:

Were we separated at birth?

Hollywood Nights, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band. Here is Bob himself talking about it:

Holy shit you’re awesome.

That’s a house!

Wait until winter then write it on his grave in piss.