Oh good God. This is like running into that really hot chick from high school who had six kids and gained 400 pounds.

Hey look! A Taurus Coupe! Sorry, Mustang. You're off my fantasy list for a while.

Wagon or GTFO.

Hey kids...

The grand prize is two feet of bumpers.

WTF are you going to find an SE-R or Corvair for less than $1k in anything approaching runnable?

I'd call BS on the E30 too, but we all know you can find a POS that will cost you 5x in a few years of ownership for that $1k.

Gentlemen: a stupid SE-R sticker does not an SE-R make! This is clearly a lesser model—no foggies, no front spoiler, the aftermarket wheels are all wrong. C'mon boys—get a better pic and keep your game tight!

By the way,Yes,Piers Morgan is still a monumental twat.

Clarkson for President!

The new BMW 2-Series. It looks good, it's priced well enough, and it has impressive specs. But is the M235i really worthy of that M badge?

He said he'd leave America if we didn't change our gun-control ways and be more restrictive... Why's he still here?

The original M3 = not a real BMW

@ 0:35 VTEC just kicked in

I miss interiors like that E30's. And greenhouses you can actually see out of. I miss those too.

When will people stop dumping their loads on Brest.

I WANT A PHAETON WAGON, DANGIT!

I think we've gone the wrong direction, here. That's no death, that's a beautiful crowning. This is how 911s are made. This is the miracle of birth.

Also, the first guy to buy this and make his license plate i8 911 wins all of the things.