If he finishes the next two books, I will treat him very well while chained. Promise.

“I am as straight as a straight woman gets, and I would totally pick Janelle Monae over Usher, for sure”

Like many WWII Vets or other centenarians, I wonder if it is appropriate to ask? She has seen so many wars, Jim Crow, the Klan, but also has seen Gandhi, Churchill, MLK jr, civil rights, Amelia Earhart and sadly so manyof her family members have passed away probably, some of her own children and even their children.…

Is it otter mating season? This sounds like a very territorial male.

BUT DOES BEING CHAINED TO A RADIATOR BRING HIM JOY?

I rage-cleaned for three hours after I read the synopsis of Cursed Child. That is not hyperbole.

“rehabilitative tasks”

“So I am going to step back from blogging ... for a while, till I get a few of these monkeys off my back,”

I like the way you think.

This was precisely his attitude.

This monkey’s reaction is exactly the same as my wife’s

Fake concern trolling. Well done madam/sir.

I work in a municipally owned building, and when it first opened, within days we had our first complaint about our (fully accessible) elevators, because the voice that tells you what floor you are approaching (“Second floor, going up”) is a female voice. A computerized female voice. Not even a real person.

Being old enough to have actually run the 1/2 mile to 2 mile on a cinder track, I can tell you that cinder tracks are slow and suck the energy out of your legs.

Did he also try to drive on the right side of the street because that’s how he does it at home?

If anyone needs me, I will be in Belgium.

he had alot of voters that simply wanted to see people get upset that he is president. they don’t care about any issues and are not regular voters and did it because they thought it’d be funny.

“Discipline her?” he asks slyly.

As to the Colorado situation, Lebsock is an ex-marine and a fair amount of the state GOP reps conceal carry at the capitol. What’s really interesting is that Lebsock was a Democrat but minutes before the vote to expel him from the legislature, he switched parties so that the GOP would be able to fill his now empty…