LOL!! I felt like a lunatic leaving the theater!!

i love these fashion run-downs but i think the format is really difficult. it would be better with a small blurb after every photo, rather than blocks of pictures and text. it makes it hard to follow.

Also (briefly mentioned in the piece you linked, although I read it in a separate profile) Tsuji came out of retirement to do Darkest Hour - Gary Oldman refused to sign on for the film unless Tsuji would do the makeup, because he didn’t trust that any other artist would be able to do it right.

Yep, that’s the one! The written version is even more hilarious. Cedric was such a big dumb dummy but a heart and tooter as big as all outdoors!

Yes, I also cried there, my eyes were all puffy when we left the cinema.

That reminds when I saw Up! and cried at that scene early in the movie, and this one kid was looking at me crazy. I was like, “Whatever, child. One day, you will know what I crying about.”

The only Jim Carrey movie that I even came close to liking was Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. And that was because his stupid facial gymnastics were kept to a minimum. He sucks.

“This is the best scenario and everyone involved did their job. Sometimes a victim doesn’t get the sentence they want and that’s unfortunate, but we have to look at greater community safety as well.”

With his performance last night, Sufjan is now this category’s new Elliot Smith.

I honestly ugly cried SO HARD almost through the entire movie.

The first time I saw the trailer, I turned to my friend and said, “Okay, now I have to decide whether I want to ugly cry in public.” I still haven’t seen it because of this. I just noticed it’s available on iTunes, so now I have to figure out when I can dedicate an evening to it so I can watch it in the privacy of my…

I want a tiger stripey doggo who looks both concerned and belligerent but is actually just a big baby!

I’m just having a little at a time as a treat. It’s pretty rich, eating more just doesn’t taste good because the flavor oversaturates.

Related: Jim Carrey is an insufferable twat and most of his movies are garbage because of him, and the few that aren’t (Truman Show) garbage are in spite of him.

Ha ha, have you read the James Herriott story about the farting boxer? It’s hilarious!

Well, I have read stories of some ultra-Orthodox Jewish men who do attack women who they feel are not dressed modestly to their standards - most I recall happened in Israel, but in Brooklyn there was an issue a couple of years ago about forcing women to sit on the back of buses that were run by someone in that…

Well now that boning fishmen is acceptable by mainstream standards suddenly it isn’t so appealing

Yeah, I’m surprised at the number of “Whatever, happens all the time” type responses. Like yeah, but that doesn’t make it ok? Drivers must yield to pedestrians? Did we not all get the same driver’s ed?

And here he is! This is Sir James Boswell Boxer-dog, aka Lord Chesterfield (because he’s always on it).

I’ve never stopped traffic. My dog, on the other hand, is so good-looking that strangers call to him from cars: “BEAUTIFUL DOG!” “WHATTA DOG!” “HEY HANDSOME!”