If he also wears The Baron cologne (!!) he’s my uncle! lol

Vegetables are so delicious now that we have Farmers’ Markets and organic produce. The taste of celery, tomatoes, and pretty much everything is such a far cry from when I was a child, and it all tasted like cardboard. ♡

I’m a bottle in, so boxed with work! Red only, please. Don’t forget the fries!!

You must always take your vitamins! It’s a small yet important form of self care. Keeping as healthy as possible is an act of love for your body and mind.

Me tooo, bring some over?

She’s not allowed to make political statements. William is president of Bafta. Why should she sit out? Can we stop vilifying women who aren’t doing Times Up well enough?

Before I met my first husband, I never understood why they were “under” shirts. Anyone I had met previously who had been that hairy was a wise-guy type who wore their chest hair proudly curled around a horn of plenty necklace, protruding from the neckhole of their collared shirt which went from “deep” to “ayyyy…

My husband is a very hairy dude, and sometimes he walks around the house in his very deep V undershirts cause he knows it does it for me. I am pro-exposed hairy chest, but just in the privacy of my home.

I just did the tomato attempt AGAIN last week. Yep, still terrible. Ugh.

But tomatoes are delicious? Especially heirlooms.....

Thank you for reminding me to take my Vitamin D

LOL, love the tomato analogy. I HATE tomato’s, but I will still eat ketchup if I indulge in fast food fries, which is rare. Thank you, love.. <3

J Law really is just like us!

This dude and his unbuttoned shirt, bahaha. I’d probably hate-fuck him, tho. Ugh, I hate myself.

Something about guys who unbutton their shirts really far down like this, alarms me. It screams; “Do not date..he is everyone he has ever wanted. No room, no room!”

Well, Lionel Richie is probably doing the right thing, cuz if he was totally against it she might be even more insistent on dating him, who knows?

I lived in a place with coyotes, and can confirm this! Pretty much all you need is to make some noise (or literally do anything they consider scary at all), and they will take off.

Very sad that the FBI missed all of the many signals sent out by the Florida school shooter. This is not acceptable.

Got myself in a huge twitter fight with people that defend Trump, NRA, gun laws and semi-automatic weapons AND THEY ARE FREAKING DUTCH not even American. Of course you can say the same about me :) But to hear a Dutch person say that Americans need AR-15s to chase away coyotes and bears and to defend themselves against…

Has anyone been to Iceland? I was curious how much flights from New York to Reykjavik cost, and turns out, you can get there for under $200. So now I want to go. I don’t speak Icelandic, but I can get by in Swedish and know some Norwegian and Danish.