‘Don’t play stupid, don’t play dumb: vagina’s where you’re really from!

Catherine O’Hara and Eugene Levy are gifts that none of us could ever deserve! 

I hate myself for proposing this, but perhaps the strap is only over the big toe?

When I read this article, my initial reaction was to remember how awesomely funny A Fish Called Wanda is and how I really need to watch it again, but now you’ve got me thinking I need a Christopher Guest mockumentary marathon instead. Thank you for the very interesting factoid!

Yes—and tutors, for kids of all types of performance professions.

Curious, though...what makes you make the connection between ballet and pedophilia? I’ve been a dancer my whole life and that thought never crossed my mind, and I’ve had men try and molest me in many other situations as a child, but never had anything…

This neither stuffs the pockets of the rich nor hastens the deaths of the poor, so I’m actually kinda shocked it got through the House.

Agreed. Peacocks go out of their way to inconvenience people. I’m just stunned that someone has found one helpful

Wasn’t the story she wanted a kid, and he agreed as long as she didn’t use it as an excuse to let herself go?

In the world of getting the right guest booking (and who’da thunk it), Wendy Williams outsmarted everyone today. She had the journalist, Jordi McGraw, who did the 2011 interview with Stormy Daniels, also interviewed two other sources and polygraphed all three (they all passed).

I... what?

Ordered to complete his GED? Did I read that right? How is that a prerequisite to getting this guy off the street and away from kids? Also, “May” end up going to prison? He made a sex tape with a kid! WTF is going on in that courtroom?

Heads up: I will consider blocking anyone whose response to this is anything resembling “I DON’T GET IT I’M OLD”

I am personally of the belief that, no matter the cost, rescue efforts should not be expended on people who put themselves in such a horrible situation on purpose. The fact that other people have to risk their lives simply to bail you out of a thrill-seeking activity is bonkers to me. Hats off to the rescuers for…

How nice to see her wearing whisks for earrings.

this is what i hear

If only this one had sound it would be perfect.

You’re welcome.

Goddamn EVERY TIME you get me with the fart noise. Dying.

Thank you Neil Portnow, for reminding me just how much work still needs to be done.  

What a bizarre series of videos. It reminds me of Isabella Rossellini doing Green Porno in a bug costume.

Never apologize for being An Old when it comes to popular music. Just because younger people are performing it and that it’s “their” music doesn’t automatically make it good. Current popular music is bad, bad, bad. Like, this song is just like the theme songs, note for note, of the previous two epics.