Seriously. It’s now public knowledge that when she was four months postpartum and caring for their infant son, he was off chasing porn stars around the bed in his tighty whities like a fucking Benny Hill sketch - and she’s still with him, sporting the same tight, mirthless smile she’s had since the beginning.

Her and Ivanka get this pretty white women force field that shields them from their own shitty behavior. Melania pushed the birther issue, made excuses for her husband and decided being rich was worth more than not being an asshole.

Catherine zeta Jones or Scarlett Johanssen werent available to play more women of color roles this time around?

I wonder sometimes if he’s made it clear that if she leaves him he’d make sure she’d never see Barron again. I could see him doing that. And I could imagine after years of watching him hold petty grudges, cheating everyone who has worked for him, betraying even his fiercest loyalists, and seeking vengeance against any…

I have no doubt that she married him with the intention to be a very wealthy widow in the near future. She’s probably more annoyed that it’s taking so long.

A sitting POTUS:

They way she acts around him, it feels like they’re divorced in all but name.

If Kimmel were smart he’d film early and get clips out there just before Trump starts the State of the Union. Get him all wound up so he goes off the teleprompter and has a meltdown. #goodtv

It can be a super awkward and unhealthy dynamic if the person leading the session doesn’t know how to run the session. The absolute worst thing I ever experienced was a model fainting and doing a header off the platform right at my feet because the professor didn’t know how to set up a safe pose.

I’ve continued to hear updates on NPR. It may depend what your go to news outlet is, but I’ve been following it. It may be a bit quiet as the main new news has been there was some child porn on his computer, he may have spoken with someone else but there’s weak evidence for it, and we still don’t know a motive.

The not touching my face it definitely the hardest part for me.

Oh my god, that’s basically every meal I made in my twenties except replace the animals with three idiot roommates and their dipshit friends running around as if fiery death was imminent.

Put a shower cap over it while you’re cooking next Christmas.

Haha. Thanks for that hilarious visual

Maybe he shouldn’t have been such a dick to that old lady that showed up to his castle all those years ago.

I think maybe they were also cobbled together at the X-factor (I only watched the season with Stacy Soloman). They weren’t trying to cast people with significant dance training.

Eh. I find CNN to be generally more trustworthy than FOX (which isn’t saying anything at all) and MSNBC (which isn’t saying much), as both of those networks have such phenomenal amounts of partisan spin applied to every story they cover.

CNN trends Liberal, certainly, but it’s so bumbling about it that half the time it…

OMG, YES!!! “Who’s the eyebrows?” gets me everytime!

My office mate refuses to get the flu shot because she’s afraid of needles. I cannot with that nonsense.

Except one of those things is exploitative and three of them are not.
So...you know.