Seems like the “well regulated” part is conveniently ignored. To me it’s along the lines of National Service, but to them it means they get to have all the guns they want.

It’s very immodest and should absolutely be controlled. I mean, what’s next? ANKLES? It could cause chaos and car accidents from all the distraction.

If they could successfully prove toddlers and young children were capable of participating in a well regulated militia, they would. Maybe they haven’t thought of it yet? There are lots of places where child soldiers are used. Why not the USA? I mean, these young kids are going to have to protect themselves from all of…

Truer words were never spoken.

Something that is not commonly discussed- High performance athletes returning from pregnancy can have an advantage over their peers. Pregnancy boosts a variety of processes in order to provide nutrients to a growing baby resident. Vascular function being top of the list. If a woman continues to train during pregnancy,…

You drive a hard bargain. Access to sunlight is optional (I don’t think he looks the type to miss it that much), but might I suggest a good nutritious diet with plenty of fiber and whole foods? I’d limit the soda intake quite a bit too, but coffee and tea are fine.

Well, really, it’s all about your joy- I will allow it. But only if another bookin the series gets produced within a reasonable amount of time.

The correct title is “baby hosts”. Which is their true purpose. Journalism and News Reading is just a hobby till they start having the babies.

That’s a good point. It’s likely different for every person. Our family was fortunate that, as a whole, you can’t shut people up about stuff. There is a very strong drive to pass on experiences and memories. To the extent that they eventually get a sigh and an eye roll and a “Yes, I heard that one before...” But some…

There have been multiple otter attacks on dogs too- they will drown them if they can. These are not the gentle dog mermaids people think they are. They are in the weasel/wolverine family and they are strategic hunters. Unless I’m missing something, the article does not clarify if it was a sea otter or river otter.…

I still have cinders in one of my knees from hurdling and catching a toe. Motherfucker, that hurt.

And by “word” I actually mean “work”. I missed the editing window and now my error is just hanging out there for all the world to see.

Holy shit, I thought I was the only person who rage cleaned! Man, can you ever get a lot of cleaning done when fueled with rage.

BUT DOES BEING CHAINED TO A RADIATOR BRING HIM JOY?

I am an old lady who went to multiple Cub/Maow shows when she was in Vancouver, and I have followed her career with great interest as a result. I get excited every time she comes out with new stuff.

We should hire ourselves out as sentencing consultants. I assess my expertise and creativity at about 11 on a scale of 1 to 10, so I expect a salary that reflects this high skill. I have also negotiated a bonus (in my mind) tied to how dismayed the person being sentenced is when they hear what their punishment is.…

I firmly believe in creative and bespoke punishments. I hereby sentence that man to 20 years of being an elevator attendant in an elevator that uses a female voice for accessibility purposes. And that elevator needs to be in a building that houses businesses that are owned and operated by women.

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS RIGHTS TO HEAR A MALE VOICE? No one listens to women. Everyone knows that. Every word is a lie! Why should he believe she’s telling the truth about what floor the elevator’s at? Maybe they’re going down, but she’s saying up? I mean, you know how bad lady drivers are.

Am married to one of you and completely empathize with your wife. It’s possible you are actually my husband- whose name is Jim, Jimmy or James depending on if it’s family, old friends or new friends.

There are similar in the UK. Voting against their own best interests and also because they like to be difficult. Exhibit A, my uncle.