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First off, I hope you are recovering quickly and are feeling well. Major surgery is right fucker to recover from.

Unless you have superprehensile toes and can use all limbs simultaneously due to superior biological wizardry, you need to leave your feet out of this.

ME TOO! I read “Jordan Peele directed” and got very excited. Then more and more anxious as I scrolled down towards the end- where I ultimately ended up disappointed.

Can we talk about how tacky/tasteless Bobrova and Soloviev’s program was?

Party pooper! Though I do admire your dedication to fact.

He’s probably sitting on a program. We Canadians aren’t savages, you know.

I have it on full authority (read: my imagination) that he is wearing one of these:

Agreed. They shouldn’t have to protest in order to bring attention to the fact they should not get shot while going to school.

1 star + 1 Justin Timberlake

Right? As long as they hit two out of the three, they’d be, by far, a superior candidate.

I completely dig the claw design. Simple, but really attractive.

I’ve been shadowed by a local urban pack while out running. Clapping really loudly and yelling has worked for me (so far).

Not at all! Some of them moved on to Evangelism, which I simply can’t understand.

Pretty sure he’s like cold sores. Just when you think you’re in the clear, there’s another flare up. You just have to power through and try to take better care of yourself- get decent sleep, eat properly and try to address your stress as best as you can.

Reordering is my downfall. I never do it in time and then have to buy expensive ones in-store to tide me over.

I’ll be right over while the fries are fresh!

Farmers markets are great for that! It can make a person picky when one knows how good things can taste and are confronted by bland tasteless veggies at Safeway.

OMW. Dry white or red? You ok with boxed? Our bills were higher than usual this month and that means quantity over quality.

Yeah, store bought tomatoes suck and most lettuce is just water storage. And I absolutely agree about avocados. All of these things are more of a lubricant or carrier for other delicious food, than something delicious in its own right.

You must always take your vitamins! It’s a small yet important form of self care. Keeping as healthy as possible is an act of love for your body and mind.