Too late! Missed the window and now you’ll have regrets your entire life. Or...OR!!! You can wait till you’re 41 and have a re-14 party. It’s just 9 years away, so get planning!

What I thought too. It means his minders/caregivers need to be up front with anyone he’s in contact with to warn them of the issue. Or, make sure he’s not in any situation where it can happen. Problem solved. An eye roll from Barb is not enough.

I’M LAUGHING TOO! Oh my God. That was a real ass slapper! Whee!

So, not only a harasser, but also really bad at jokes.

Yep. I identified that straight off. He’s sorry for sure. Sorry she can’t take a joke. Why can’t she just laugh about it? It was funny! Ass grabbing without consent is hilarious!

Oh god. Please tell me that was intentional (though possibly ill advised), because, well..look at it.

This man is stalking his own daughter. This definitely violates a restraining order. Sending many many gifts to her school? A fucking banner across the sky? “JUST A REMINDER I’M HERE. There’s nothing I would not do to get to you, kid.”

There are some really excellent “old timey” cleaning agents and borax is one of them!

Came here to say this. Do NOT thank him till the cheque clears. Maybe wait a month or two to spend it, because if there was one person who would ask for it back? It would be D Trump.

Free pass. FREE PASS! Would mismatching plaid pj bottoms and quilted mack jacket, paired with deck shoes as a dog walking outfit be a deal breaker?

My violin skills are not the greatest. Can I play the clarinet instead?

The doubling up for emphasis has flair!

“Fuckwit” with a hard “t” ending can cut people off at the knee. Savage!

Nope. He’s from Southern Ontario. My family is Scots, and he’s picked up a few choice words and phrases along the way, given he’s had to suffer through 25 years of family dinners.

My husband almost has a stroke when he hears Cab Sav and starts ranting about shortening words because it’s lazy and “those fuckheads at the shop call it that” - which is hilarious, as they are a bunch of rednecks. He’s ridiculously easy to get going. If I wasn’t irritated by the same thing, I might tease him more.

Neural network in training. Needs more vocabulary input.

Further to my invitation to Canada, and the qualifier I included...A dude was just ticketed for singing too loud in his car and disturbing the peace. He was Driving While Black- which is a very real issue up here too. So, basically, the US is a raging inferno right now, but Canada is banking the fires down to a subtle…

Sadly, I’m thinking this dude was identified as suspicious for the colour of his skin. Canadian police are not above carding and stopping people for Driving while Black.

Might I suggest Run DMC/Aerosmith “Walk This Way” and Naughty By Nature “O.P.P.”?

NO KIDDING! It would be worth it.