It really is. It really should be applied to so many aspects of our lives. Adult logic is too cluttered up.

I think they are too! However, given they’re 18 now, they would be mortified I told this story to a bunch of strangers online. Don’t tell them, ok?

Sorry kid. You need to learn there’s lots in life to be disappointed with. Learning your ma is not exactly like you is only one of the first of many.

I did wonder how many times she goes through every video her kids watch, feverishly looking for hidden dicks.

Me neither. I never could see the image in the magic pictures either.

I WAY prefer the term penisi for multiples. I shall try to work it into my conversations as soon as I can.

I like how your kid operates.

Yep. Looks like a dick. How long is it in the frame though? Like, seconds? Am I wrong that to me it’s funny and not at all horrifying? I have a kid, and this would have been funny to me if I’d caught it while my toddler kid was watching.

If SHE (Cammie Rone) doesn’t like it, why doesn’t she take HER ass back to (insert European country here)?

Oh RIGHT! I keep forgetting. I sure hope so. It’s my strata work party this weekend. It’s not actually a party. It’s hard work and I don’t wanna.

My first thought when I heard what he said was “Good thing no one takes him seriously.” ANYONE else saying shit like this and it would be all out war. Trump declared war on DPRK and called their leader playground names while speaking to the UN assembly. Ho. Lee. Shit. This is the very opposite of diplomacy. I don’t…

As soon as he got brought back in for stealing a Douglas Adams book, I thought the same thing. “He’s aiming for an insanity plea.” Fuck this guy.

And you’re doing it for free!

Holistic is the concept I was aiming for- completely forgetting there is an actual word for it that describes it in a single word instead of my rambling explanation. Thank you for providing it. Elegance!

Absolutely. I saw that segment too. I feel as though it’s kind of like different methods of disease treatment. There’s preventative, acute, chronic and follow up care. All of them are an integral part of a comprehensive medical care model and should be used as a multi component approach to dealing with disease (white…

I read comments elsewhere that took people to task for their glee over this master class on how to treat Nazis. One person even had the nerve to state that wasn’t a swastika on his arm and so this person was not deserving of being treated in the appropriate manner.

Child endangerment. Straight up.

Here’s another nifty thing about their arms/tentacles- they are capable of independent movement due to the fact they contain motor neurons with the ability to direct intentional movement without central control. Kind of like Trump with the grabbing thing?

Yep. I think the short life is the restriction that prevents further developments. Humans are lucky it’s holding them back. They are damn sophisticated animals.