You are absolutely correct. It just seemed weirdly specific.

Here’s hoping your cat gets the hint and gets their own computer. You don’t need that shit cluttering up your browsing history. Especially if you plan on holding office.

It’s ok though because people with guns are protecting the grocery stores from people who need diapers and food.

I thought you were getting your information from fashion models while you were out last night and was amazed at their informed knowledge of upcoming natural disasters. Now that I have had my second cup of coffee, I realize I may have been wrong about that.

My child is now an official adult and is partially made of Annie’s mac and cheese. Annie’s mac and cheese broke the Great Food Strike of 2001 where said former child would only eat perfectly cut cubes of mozzarella cheese and frozen blueberries (still frozen, NEVER squishy, thank you very much) for 5 months straight.

There are many who believe that of the Scots. My husband included. I had to translate for him the last time we were in Glasgow.

I read an article about a woman who almost died of sepsis because of a damn ladybug bit. The new Ghostbusters may have ruined some poor schmucks’ childhood, but hearing that a ladybug almost killed a lady ruined mine.

They have fuzzy little bodies, so I kind of think they’re cute. Except for the ones that eat my sweaters.

And they eat your damn fine woolen and cashmere sweaters and I WILL NOT HAVE IT!!

I tried to look up how to talk to family members about kink. There appears to be a need, because I saw nothing appropriate- especially with regards to cat appropriate language. I understand that cats have a different approach to boundaries, so who knows? Or, change the password on your computer and say nothing at all. 

Thank you!

Please tell me you have a spider cut and a trench coat.

Or validation. Small town kid who has been bullied and likely has had zero validation from peers. Appearing on Ellen would be less about revenge and all about public validation. His goals are understandable, even if they are wrong in our opinion. 15 year olds are unreasonable and wrong at the best of times (jaded…

I’m betting Mac is already on the line with her and working out their next campaign.

Yep. She didn’t toe the party line there.

You need to sit down and have a really open talk with your cat about consent and boundaries, and the difference between real and imaginary situations.

Slightly off topic anecdote: There was a dude in my town when I was a kid who had “SNIKS” tattooed on his forehead. As you may have guessed, he was an idiot.

Justin, get some sleep. You have a whole bunch of selfies to take and babies to hold tomorrow.

I have an 18 year one of those. He’s used to being blamed for stuff. And if it’s not him, it’s the dogs. And if it’s really bad, it’s the cat because he’s the biggest asshole of them all.

Yep, my grannie’s family lived there and Helensburgh. We always stopped by when heading from Glasgow to my great gran’s place just past Inveraray.