My dad uses me to offload all the shit he impulsively buys during his VV trawls. My mother won’t let him bring in anything new unless he throws something of same value out first. We’re just a storage unit to him.

See also: “Did you go pee before? You don’t want to miss anything.”

There have been anticipatory Lizard Man sightings for days now.

Me neither! They have not aged well. Leo is...not attractive in any way. He just looks like a wizened child. It’s weird looking.

That’s wonderful! As a fellow large headed child haver, I salute you. I wish you days of no crises and nights with uninterrupted sleep.

Glad I’m not the only risk taker out there.

Oh, you are in for a REAL treat! It’s wonderful.

It depend on which criteria you are judging them with.

It’s a good start. I also nominate his entire cabinet and his children. You never can sacrifice too many people to the gods. There’s a shit ton of appeasing to do, as Trump is an affront to all the deities.

I pray they just walk off the job. I know they wont, because they’re professionals, but I surely wish they would. Or they could do what the cops in Quebec are doing and wear ridiculous pants on the job.

Oh shit. That’s an unfortunate name for sure.

I was corrected quite firmly once by a Ms Fuchs when I worked at a credit card customer service centre. “It’s pronounced FUCKS” I was told with a great deal of annoyance as I tap danced my way around confirming her name.

Is it because he had fully embraced the power of his name, or because he was completely oblivious?

As a person who is currently married to a guy who makes dad jokes (he used to be so cool. A week smoking bike courier and artist- HOW? Is it genetic?), that’s some next level stuff. Excruciating, isn’t it? May I ask you what he blames farting on? Is it barking spiders, the rabbit who lives under the couch, or some…

And, you may find them here:

The Daughters of Confederacy were tremendously busy early in the 1900's, it seems. They even managed to get a celebratory plaque for Jefferson Davis installed in Quebec in the 1950's. It would be interesting to hear the the opinions of the current Daughters of Confederation, seeing as how they seemed to have been…

That’s excellent news about the healing. There’s nothing quite like having a brand new baby AND having to deal with major abdominal surgery. It’s heroic.

I dunno man. It amazes me that people admit that. If I had voted for Trump, I would not have admitted it. Ever. That’s a stink you can’t wash off without some very serious remedial work via some form of community service or with an effort to reverse or mitigate some of the damaging things his admin has implemented…

Yes. Many, many levels. A whole dang spectrum.

Ambrosia! I wish you a speedy recovery and quick healing!