I poked one in the butt accidentally when I was sticking my fingers in fox glove flowers when I was a kid. We were both so surprised that everyone moved in the opposite direction and managed to not sting/get stung. Success!

Sad Eye Flapper

Pretty sure it’s a sign of The Almighty’s approval. If He blesses a person with shiny healthy hair that looks like hers, it’s a message.

I have a feeling there are, and have been, many women like your grandma quietly going about their business and making practical decisions that work for them and not judging other people based on who they loved. You were fortunate to have her, and you are right- we need people like her right now.

I feel the exact same way. There is a difference between disagreeing with someone’s politics and questioning their morals and ethics. Personally, I think real Conservatives need to take back ownership of the label. these newer style right wing politicians are fascists and religious nuts, not fiscal conservatives.

They do highlight the calves nicely.

I like your grandma. Eminently practical.

Tangible and recorded proof that he’s a psycho is all I can come up with.

Also, does your mom know you’re talking to strangers on the internet?

Right? I was in my late 20's when it came out.

L’il Gideon from Gravity Falls.

YEP. Just keep your kids’ tetanus shots current and let ‘em go. Best times I ever had was in an empty lot filled with dumped construction debris with which we built amazing forts from. My dad got me my first hammer and a giant box of nails so we could build a fortress. Fucking amazing.

Jeff Sessions reminds me of L’il Gideon from Gravity Falls.

Ew gross. Why didn’t I know this? (googles furiously) OK. Really gross. Nvm.

Serious question- Naked? Or just a frilly apron?

Yep. With you there. He clearly takes pride in his prowess and his deeply meaningful and intense gaze. Betcha he’s be a delight in the sack. I just wouldn’t stick around after to tell him how awesome he was. One time only and away I’d go.

I think you are the winner in this discussion (that is not a contest, nor has any prizes). How many tooth whitening and veneer replacements has she had over the years? Poor diet choices, possible drugs, stress and weakened teeth due to dental procedures. Poor woman.

Fucking burritos will get you every time. For me, the worst was when I was chewing a gummy fiber supplement and broke a crown. I sat down and really thought hard about being 44, and that I was an old lady.

This is us. My grannie pre-empted the whole damn thing by getting her teeth removed when on her 20th birthday because she “couldn’ae be bothered wi’em.” I was inordinately proud of the fact that I am the FIRST in my family (both sides) to hit their 40's with all their teeth still intact. While much of my family’s…

I used the same method and got an open sore on the roof of my mouth. I am envious of you and your success at this, because clearly I was doing it wrong.