Oh my god. Why am I laughing so hard?

Easy there. You’ll have people outside your door in 3...2...1...

Aren’t some of the techbros really into Libertarian Floating Island Paradise stuff? Not underwater, but still...

It’s fine because he knows what he’s doing. Because, as you know, he was elected by the smartest and best people in the world- and they KNOW what they’re doing and are not at all swayed by rhetoric.

Looks like they may have achieved sentience finally and are attempting to at least reduce the bullshit a bit. Good on them.

Makes it worse, in my opinion. It’s obvious he isn’t as retrograde as many in that Admin, but he’s not going to say anything because money and power.

I had an English college prof who remembered when Vaseline was marketed as something appropriate for deep frying food when he was a young person in the UK.

I am not the guy to be able to tell you that. There are several experts on detecting shade on Jezebel. I would hope one could step in to say...

Shit. I don’t have the right type intelligence to identify such a twisty threat- you guys are smart. Jesus. That IS chilling. Polonium tea, anyone?

No. Don’t fuck em! There’s no PP to bail you out when you catch something nasty from them.

Chills. That guy is a master of spin and obfuscation. The sheer brazenness of his words and behaviour is breathtaking.

I had a phenomenal art history teacher when I was going to art school. Three weeks after Princess Diana died he walked around the class and placed two photographs face down in front of each student. He asked us to pick up a photo without looking at the image and rip it up. We all did. He then asked us to pick up the…

OH SHIT! I totally did. Not even flame retardant will save me from bursting into flame if I walk by a church now.

Eugenics is next. Or, is here already? Malfunctioning maternal units, indeed. Poor folk are genetically inferior- it’s natural selection and has nothing at all to do with adequate maternal care.

I would like to see something that charts number of Planned Parenthood clinics vs pregnancy related deaths on a state by state basis. Maybe they could throw in an STI/STD rate too for shits and giggles.

I agree. It was ridiculous. Fuck’em. Fuck’em all.

First year colour theory class at art school had a classful of mostly stoners smushing a variety of paint around with palette knives to make new colours and totally wasting paint. As I spent that entire year in a cannabis induced haze, I almost got a contact high just by seeing that gif.

Steve Munchin

Your friends sounds nice?

I was thinking the same damn thing. Dude had the patience of a saint. The hat spin was God sending his approval.