Hell, if she wanted to be in a better place she could have driven 5 miles in any direction.

Heimlich Remover

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Fletcher also indicted the notoriously liberal city of Portland for having a “white savior complex” (a problem with a lot of progressives), which lets them ignore the teens being targeted in favor of the white men who intervened. He then included a link to a fundraising page for the girls and encouraged viewers to…

The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

rofl I always wondered what would happen if the caster team started performing well, i’m not surprised they conceded but i genuinely would have liked to see them compete as well.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

Can’t wait for centrists to keep on pushing away the most engaged slice of their potential electorate and then react with insulted astonishment when somehow they continue hemorrhaging seats across the country.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

The most logical conclusion to which I arrived is that they recognize that facial recognition is A Thing and that pictures on the Internet never go away, so by hiding their faces they can hopefully prevent embarrassing questions in future job interviews.

Have you considered the fact that Bernie would have won?