Cesar Chavez would like a word with you

Yes, the real victim of the Parkland Shooting is actually...Donald Trump

It’s heartwarming to realize there are still people out there who think being compromised re: trustworthiness and mental health gives someone zero chance of winning public office.

“alluding” instead of “eluding”

How do they work???

Pour one out for Gabe Kapler

Goddamnit, have a star

Tight end.

IIRC, the 20 second pitch clock in the minors only applies when there are no runners on base.

Look at this photograph. Every time it makes me laugh.

mmm...nah

OK, so when is the best time to complain / organize about the backwardness of the electoral college? Should we wait for a third election in a generation where the majority of the electorate votes for someone else?