It was my impression that Dr. Doom owns FOX.

I said it first and I'll say it again: The internet will kill us all.

Competitive interviewing is the way to go.

Can we review my feelings next? They are also more interesting than television.

Nothing is funny until someone gets hurt. - Mom

Like the rest of these folks, you want to see Where To Invade Next, whether you know it yet or not. It's one of his best, while still being entirely optimistic and affirmative, which people don't expect from him, and very funny, which we do.

Blade Walker: The Runner Up

For a deep understanding of the creation of Southern evangelical Christianity primarily as a rationalization of slavery and its horrors, read Wendell Berry's The Hidden Wound.

They've been Joker teasing since early on, with graffiti, that cackling ginger kid they killed, surely some other things I'm too focused on work to remember.

Batman Silent, Batman Deep

extrude

"I know a guy who's had three sex change operations. Can't find anything he likes."

Gads, How do you do five? Let's see…

In these conversations, I always bring up Everybody Says I Love You. I won't argue that it's top Allen, but it's fun and easygoing, has a remarkable cast, and a few sequences that belong on some kind of highlights reel, including Allen and Goldie Hawn dancing weightlessly by the river, and a chorus of Groucho Marxes…

The Good Widow?

"Fuck it, lie to her" is destined to be the most popular advice to appear in this column.

"High Of High Water"

I only wish you'd asked him about his OTHER great miniseries, Murder Ordained, about the Lutheran minister in Kansas who with his secretary killed her husband and his wife intending to run away together and use the insurance money to start a new church.

Almost 20 years on and sereptitiously is STILL not a word. Thanks Obama!

Affected. Not effected.