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Be sure to let your sister know that her son is internalizing her hate. 

“So, that’s my audition. Do you want anything else?”

Between Coco, Onward, and (I’m guessing) Soul...Pixar has slowly turned into a pretty good studio when it comes to wanting to introduce kids to challenging concepts like loss and grief.

him and his wife”? Come on, now... 

“I’m not sure what Sanders is doing differently”

“Hey young people, you take care of the music, I’m too old for this shit. And don’t choose shit you think I like, I’m old, my tastes are shit and my peers are dead or dying, choose something y’all like
Is probably simply what he’s doing differently.

“A lot of it has to do with how we talk to each other. Compliments on a woman’s appearance, that some men, including me, might have once incorrectly thought were okay, were never okay. Not then and certainly not today.”

Hell hath no fury like a star of a VH1 dating show scorned.

Well, Chuck D is the living voice of revolution, and Flavor Flav is a burned out chickenhead court jester brought in to provide comic relief for a band that was so serious and on message at all times that it actually needed comic relief. So I’m going to go ahead and side with Chuck on this one.

A broken clock is funny twice a day.

Damn right, and if your fucking toddler or kid dares cross onto my property...trespassers shall be shot on sight! /s

Ah, gotcha.  You’re one of those “troll everyone all the time then act superior and intelligent when called out” kids.  Have fun.

Oh, you’re one of those “merely pretending” kids.  Never mind.

And Ted Cruz

Snakes are good critters. Please vilify mosquitoes, or fleas and ticks.

Was this funnier in your head?  

So you’re saying I can exchange my money for both goods AND services?

So it’s cheaper to go and get your food instead of having it delivered. In essence you are paying for the delivery with your, time, effort, gas, etc... instead of paying someone else for theirs? 

You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

Someone should tell her that Hot Topic hasn’t been “Goth” for a decade.