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Fuck the CCP

It legitimately frightens me to imagine being as pathetic as these goons in the comments who frame griefing in an online game as a moral failing

This. If you want to goof around and mess with friends, that’s fine, but to anonymously mess with strangers feels kinda rude. Just because you’re not bothered by it doesn’t mean nobody will be, and you don’t know who’s on the other side of the screen.

Exactly, what the hell kind of message is “Let’s try to have as much fun as we can...by ruining someone else’s hope of winning? Because winning is meaningless and nihilism is funny?”

Being a dick in a game full of bright colors is still being a dick.  This is like saying it’s no big deal to punch someone as long as you have the Benny Hill theme playing when you do it.  

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

In 2011, 79% of black babies were born to unmarried mothers. Perhaps if black girls had more Michelle Obama’s to look up to and less Cardi B’s that wouldn’t be the case.

Man for fucks sake, the ads on this website on my phone are out of hand. I can't even read the article anymore cause Everytime I start to read a new ad pops up top middle and bottom of the fucking page. I'm out. Fuck this garbage ass site now. Shame that it's been destroyed the way it has. 

Clickers use echolocation to “see”. They can find you even while crouching if you’re directly in front of them (let’s say within 5 meters, even though it could be more).

How could anyone masturbate to these blowup doll proportions? They look stupid as fuck 

It’s a little sad the Community parody is so much better than the actual series.

think one of the biggest problem is that Japan is too busy putting tits in their games.
As Nagoshi said, modern Japanese games character design starts and stops at “is he handsome” or “Is she hot”, “Are her boobs big enough”.
Modern Japanese games feel like a circle jerk of fan service. That’s why modern JPRGs just put…

Eh those of us who saw him in Breaking Bad already knew that, personally i’ve gotten used to how he speaks Spanish and he always makes for an entertaining so I truly could not give less of a fuck how “accurate” it is, I don’t play video games for accuracy anyways.

I’m totally fine with that plot here as it feels like…

Legitimate question: who in the world are these Devolver conferences for? People who miss the Adult Swim-era of skits? Every single one just jams in: excessive violence, stock audience footage, tons of cursing to farm over reactors, and segments calling the consumer stupid. Makes the other conferences just shine I…

I mean, it’s not really supposed to be a tactical, dynamic fight, it’s supposed to be a mad scramble just to stay alive while you unload every single bullet and pipe bomb you have into the thing. The game stocks you up plenty beforehand and there’s ammo littered everywhere in the environment where the fight takes…

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

Finally, a reason for Reese’s Thins to exist!

Waffle cones! Pack a waffle cone with mini chocolate chips and mini marshmallows, wrap in tinfoil and set near the fire (or on the grill rack if you are using a fire ring). After 2-3 minutes you have a cone of melty deliciousness.